*Right before Stevie pulled the oldest flirting move in the book to woo Chick: the fake yawn-stretch-arm around the shoulder-super sneaky seduction move.
“I got this cavity when I was 6 months old, and this filling at 8 months, and right here is the tooth that got cracked on my favorite bone, and that’s the root canal that hurt so bad, and I’m going to get a crown over here, and….”
Exactly along the lines of what I was going to go with: “No, Stevie, see-food is not funny. And you’re never going to get adopted if you keep it up. Disgusting.”
Now I looked at it again and got a feeling that Stevie was pretending the little rug was a flying carpet like in Aladdin. “A whole new woooooooooorld!” And I’m laughing at my stupid self again. I think now it might just be that the day has been long and hard and I haven’t had lunch… either way I am going to be picturing her singing Aladdin songs until something else gets into my head.
I suck at captions, but it’s a great photo and I love the B/W:)
“Where do you fit all that tongue, Stevie?”
“Is it my breath???”
“So that’s where my favorite squeaky toy went.”
Wpmen! Always yapping.
Stevie: Awgg awg guh guh guh?
Chick: Oh yeah, I think I see it. Looks like a piece of spinach.
Dude, you’ve got some of Mom’s sweater still stuck between your teeth!
BOL!
Sam
Open up and say awwwwwwww!
‘Have you flossed lately?’
“Chick, I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!”
“You’re right. It does smell like fish.”
stevie: DOES MY BREATH STINK, CHICK!?!
chick: will someone please adopt this dog already?
Stevie: “Is this too close for comfort, Chick? Huh? Is it?”
Chick: “Kids.”
Stevie: “I love you.”
Stevie, I think you may have forgotten your mouth wash this morning!
Stevie… get away from me with that morning breath… did you leave a dead chipmonk in your mouth overnight??? Gosh.
-Corbin
Stevie: And then the Great Dane says, “Why the long face?” BWAHAHAHAHA!
Chick: (sigh)
This one made me laugh, lol. Totally my kind of joke. Good one Mayzie
Excellent!!!!
This is my winner as well!
“Chick could not figure out where he left his last six cheerios . . . until his evil foster sister opened her big mouth.”
To which a frustrated Chick concludes…”Ehh you can keep em…yuck.”
Ah, jeez Edith! Enough with the singin’ already!
Stevie: CHICK! I LOVE YOU! YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND! LET’S CUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLE!”
Chick: As if.
*Right before Stevie pulled the oldest flirting move in the book to woo Chick: the fake yawn-stretch-arm around the shoulder-super sneaky seduction move.
Well played Stevie, well played…
Good God! Does my mouth look like that?
I think you need a tooth pulled
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
“Stevie… can I offer you a mint?”
All right, I know the breath thing has already been done to death, but it’ll all I can think of.
“I got this cavity when I was 6 months old, and this filling at 8 months, and right here is the tooth that got cracked on my favorite bone, and that’s the root canal that hurt so bad, and I’m going to get a crown over here, and….”
“Hmm…. Well it looks like you should brush your tongue more often, also you should use mouthwash.”
I can’t think of a good one, but I LOVE Chick’s expression, haha.
Stevie: “AHHHHHHHHHH”
Chick: “I think I see a piece of kibble stuck between your teeth”
Does my breath smell?!
Stevie: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Chick: Am I supposed to be looking at the tonsils or the punching bag thingy in the back?
I am late to the party and could not possibly top Kate’s caption. Too funny!
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???”
Very funny!!!
Chick: “My, what big teeth you have.”
Your photo immediately brought a scene from Little Red Riding Hood to mind.
“Hey Chick, guess what I had for lunch!”
adorable
Benny & Lily
Chick: “I know you have a big mouth Stevie, but I still don’t think that you could fit an entire beach ball in there.”
Stevie: “SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!”
– OR –
Stevie: “And then…and then…the stick was really being devious and it turned all sideways and stuff, and I had to death it like THIS.”
Chick: “It’s a stick, kiddo. An inanimate, wimpy stick.”
Stevie: mom says if i swallow a watermelon seed whole it will grow out of my stomach?! can you see it?!
Chick: Yep, its fatal…
Chick: “Can you yawn any bigger? Quit trying to impress me! It’s not going to work…..or is it?”
Stevie: HEHE!
Stevie: So Chick, do you like seafood?
Chick: What?
Stevie: SEE FOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am ashamed to admit that I came back here just now specifically to look at this pic and read my caption and laugh again.
Exactly along the lines of what I was going to go with: “No, Stevie, see-food is not funny. And you’re never going to get adopted if you keep it up. Disgusting.”
Now I looked at it again and got a feeling that Stevie was pretending the little rug was a flying carpet like in Aladdin. “A whole new woooooooooorld!” And I’m laughing at my stupid self again. I think now it might just be that the day has been long and hard and I haven’t had lunch… either way I am going to be picturing her singing Aladdin songs until something else gets into my head.