Lollie’s first open-forum Q&A session. Keep the questions coming, friends!
Q: Lollie, what is your favorite book?
A: So many to choose from. One of my recent favorites is Lost Dogs, about the dogs rescued from the Michael Vick dogfighting operation. Now I’m really enjoying Outwitting Squirrels: 101 Cunning Stratagems to Reduce Dramatically the Egregious Misappropriation of Seed from Your Birdfeeder by Squirrels. I’m gonna get those suckers someday.
Q: Lollie, what should I get my mom for Christmanukah?
A: How about a flowery silk scarf or a seasoned rawhide chew?
Q: Lollie, is it a big responsibility, being a Beltway Insider?
A: I’m not gonna lie, it’s pretty stressful. But my fosterdad is a lawyer, so I’m thinking he’s going to keep me out of trouble.
Q: Lollie, why do people say “The Ukraine” instead of just “Ukraine”?
A: Good question. You shouldn’t say “The Ukraine” any more than you should say “The Canada” or “The Manhattan.”
Q: Lollie, do you ever wear clothes?
A: I don’t own any yet, but I am eyeing my stepbrother’s red hoodie for this winter.
Q: Lollie, I want to get a dog. What kind should I get?
Q: Lollie, how do you maintain your girlish figure and your puppy-like energy?
A: Easy- I eat lots of salads: