Well folks, he’s done it. In one decisive move, the savvy political brain of Gonzo Bunny-Ears has made history, and forever changed the path of our great nation. Mr. Gonzo Bunny-Ears is running for president. Just like you, Gonzo is tired of corruption. Just like you, he is tired of war. And just like you, he is doggone tired of people who don’t adopt dogs from shelters and rescues.
Gonzo’s platform is simple, and one we can all agree with:
Humane education for all! A ban on chemically ice-removers! An end to BSL! A dog bowl at every water fountain! No more puppy mills! Dogs fly free on major and minor airlines! No dog left behind at the shelter!
Gonzo is mobilizing volunteers and supporters all over the country. It’s going to take a big grassroots effort to win this thing . . . Who’s with us?
For more info about adopting Presidential candidate Gonzo Bunny-Ears, contact us at DCpetographer [at] gmail [dot] com or through Partnership for Animal Welfare.
Leila & Quizz will vote for Gonzo Bunny Ears for 2012! We will start the rally for Gonzo in Richmond!!!!!
I’ve been looking for a politician who takes the dog bowl at every water fountain issue seriously for a long time now, Gonzo has my vote!
we’d support any politician with an agenda to end BSL. go Gonzo B.E.!!!
Awesome platform – I am FOR it!
You have my vote Mr. Ears!
I assume Chick will be your VP on the Kong Party ticket.
the Kong party!! love it!
He has my vote!!!!
He has my vote! LOL! Too cute!!!
I’m IN! 🙂
Team Bunny Ears all the way!
It’s about time we had a pol in Washington with a clear and concise platform! Too bad I’m Canadian and can’t vote!
YIPPEE! I’m SO excited! President Bunny Ears. It has a nice ring to it. Now you needs a slogan that everybuddy will remember. How abouts “Yes, We Can!”? I don’t think anybuddy has used that one before and it’s real catchy.
Um, but my kittehs are wondering what’s in it for them?
Wiggles & Wags,
PeeS. So the Wubba? Well, it’s down to two legs now. But I haves a pawfectly good excuse! I don’t want it wandering off somewheres and getting lost. I’m just thinking of its well-being, is all.
for everybunny, including the kittehs: stiffer penalties on animal abusers!
Okay, they like that but they also wanna know if they can gets some tuna, too. I know, I know. But lemme tell ya – you wanna gets the Kitteh Coalition behind you. They’re kinda like the teamsters.
we can get them tuna, but it’s gonna cost ’em — tax increases for high-income kittehs!
If I was a U.S. citizen I would totally vote for Gonzo and help run his campaign. Heck, as it is now I am thinking of crossing the border just so I can support his race. And that is not something I take lightly. I wouldn’t do it for just any dog.
I would absolutely consider moving across the line just to vote for Gonzo. Best candidate I have seen in years!
He does look like he belongs among the monuments!
I am thinking that Gonzo needs an American flag cape to wear on the campaign trail…
ooh, do you knit? because what he would really like is a knitted american flag cape!
Gonzo’s the Man!
Bunny Ears we can!
I’m a big fan!
Excellent platform! TLJ is very excited. How can he apply for the job of West Coast Campaign Manager?
his star power is enough to land him a job. a gorgeous pit mix with a name like “tommy lee jones”?? it’s a no-brainer!