First, you divide up the whiteishes and the coloreds.Then you examine all the smellies to make sure there aren’t any dog treats in the pockets. If there are, you helpfully eat them.
Then, you sort out the delicates — carefully, so you don’t scratch them with your paws or your tooths.
Finally, you go find your mama and collect your praises:
Good boy, Doodlebug.