*Right before Stevie pulled the oldest flirting move in the book to woo Chick: the fake yawn-stretch-arm around the shoulder-super sneaky seduction move.
“I got this cavity when I was 6 months old, and this filling at 8 months, and right here is the tooth that got cracked on my favorite bone, and that’s the root canal that hurt so bad, and I’m going to get a crown over here, and….”
Exactly along the lines of what I was going to go with: “No, Stevie, see-food is not funny. And you’re never going to get adopted if you keep it up. Disgusting.”
Now I looked at it again and got a feeling that Stevie was pretending the little rug was a flying carpet like in Aladdin. “A whole new woooooooooorld!” And I’m laughing at my stupid self again. I think now it might just be that the day has been long and hard and I haven’t had lunch… either way I am going to be picturing her singing Aladdin songs until something else gets into my head.
I suck at captions, but it’s a great photo and I love the B/W:)
“Where do you fit all that tongue, Stevie?”
“Is it my breath???”
“So that’s where my favorite squeaky toy went.”
Wpmen! Always yapping.
Stevie: Awgg awg guh guh guh?
Chick: Oh yeah, I think I see it. Looks like a piece of spinach.
Dude, you’ve got some of Mom’s sweater still stuck between your teeth!
BOL!
Sam
Open up and say awwwwwwww!
‘Have you flossed lately?’
“Chick, I love you thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!”
“You’re right. It does smell like fish.”
stevie: DOES MY BREATH STINK, CHICK!?!
chick: will someone please adopt this dog already?
Stevie: “Is this too close for comfort, Chick? Huh? Is it?”
Chick: “Kids.”
Stevie: “I love you.”
Stevie, I think you may have forgotten your mouth wash this morning!
Stevie… get away from me with that morning breath… did you leave a dead chipmonk in your mouth overnight??? Gosh.
-Corbin
Stevie: And then the Great Dane says, “Why the long face?” BWAHAHAHAHA!
Chick: (sigh)
This one made me laugh, lol. Totally my kind of joke. Good one Mayzie 😉
Excellent!!!!
This is my winner as well!
“Chick could not figure out where he left his last six cheerios . . . until his evil foster sister opened her big mouth.”
To which a frustrated Chick concludes…”Ehh you can keep em…yuck.”
Ah, jeez Edith! Enough with the singin’ already!
Stevie: CHICK! I LOVE YOU! YOU’RE MY BEST FRIEND! LET’S CUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDLE!”
Chick: As if.
*Right before Stevie pulled the oldest flirting move in the book to woo Chick: the fake yawn-stretch-arm around the shoulder-super sneaky seduction move.
Well played Stevie, well played…
Good God! Does my mouth look like that?
I think you need a tooth pulled
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com
“Stevie… can I offer you a mint?”
All right, I know the breath thing has already been done to death, but it’ll all I can think of. 😦
“I got this cavity when I was 6 months old, and this filling at 8 months, and right here is the tooth that got cracked on my favorite bone, and that’s the root canal that hurt so bad, and I’m going to get a crown over here, and….”
“Hmm…. Well it looks like you should brush your tongue more often, also you should use mouthwash.”
I can’t think of a good one, but I LOVE Chick’s expression, haha.
Stevie: “AHHHHHHHHHH”
Chick: “I think I see a piece of kibble stuck between your teeth”
Does my breath smell?!
Stevie: Seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
Chick: Am I supposed to be looking at the tonsils or the punching bag thingy in the back?
I am late to the party and could not possibly top Kate’s caption. Too funny! 🙂
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW???”
Very funny!!!
Chick: “My, what big teeth you have.”
Your photo immediately brought a scene from Little Red Riding Hood to mind.
“Hey Chick, guess what I had for lunch!”
adorable
Benny & Lily
Chick: “I know you have a big mouth Stevie, but I still don’t think that you could fit an entire beach ball in there.”
Stevie: “SWIMMING!!!!!!!!!!!”
— OR —
Stevie: “And then…and then…the stick was really being devious and it turned all sideways and stuff, and I had to death it like THIS.”
Chick: “It’s a stick, kiddo. An inanimate, wimpy stick.”
Stevie: mom says if i swallow a watermelon seed whole it will grow out of my stomach?! can you see it?!
Chick: Yep, its fatal…
Chick: “Can you yawn any bigger? Quit trying to impress me! It’s not going to work…..or is it?”
Stevie: HEHE! 🙂
Stevie: So Chick, do you like seafood?
Chick: What?
Stevie: SEE FOOD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I am ashamed to admit that I came back here just now specifically to look at this pic and read my caption and laugh again.
Exactly along the lines of what I was going to go with: “No, Stevie, see-food is not funny. And you’re never going to get adopted if you keep it up. Disgusting.”
Now I looked at it again and got a feeling that Stevie was pretending the little rug was a flying carpet like in Aladdin. “A whole new woooooooooorld!” And I’m laughing at my stupid self again. I think now it might just be that the day has been long and hard and I haven’t had lunch… either way I am going to be picturing her singing Aladdin songs until something else gets into my head.