Mama wanted me to tell you about my new feature on my face.
But I’ll just show it to you instead:
I carved it myself, with my back toenails!
Why, you ask?
So many reasons.
Because of allergies.
And my toenails stop the itching.
For a minute.
Plus, everybody loves my cute scar on my face . . .
so I thought I’d make another!
Oh, and also: I have a new set of worms.
They are ringworms.
Which aren’t worms at all!
They’re just a fungus pretending to be worms!
The ringworm funguses make me itchy too
and make my skin dry out and flake up
and my beautiful red and white furs fall out in patches all over.
Even on my darling Doodlebug face and ears:
Mama says there’s an end in sight
(to the worms, not the allergies)
but I don’t see it.
Maybe once I do see it, I won’t have to carve new features for myself anymore.
So there you have it.
Back to the e-collar for me!